Prepare to be boarded!

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Arrr, me mateys! I'm planning to capture me some swag a bit later in the morningtide.

Class awaits me yon, so I guess I'll be goin soon.

Ya know, soon as I find some grog or sommat else to wake this pour soul up.

www.talklikeapirate.com

Noon:
Arrr, I've been in hot persuit of the dubloons promised me by that rapscallion what goes by the name Vee Cee You.

Swam through a sea of aimlessly wandering university students! Dodged peril by the sharp teeth of sharks*! Crossed the Boulevard straights, lads and lassies... all for not. Damned my quest was, as I met my match -- the dreaded Refurbishment.

Vee Cee You has thwarted me with that age old phrase: The Princess is in another castle. Play games with me? Avast! Me chase is getting cunning. I'll have to wage full-out war on 730 East Broad Street if I want me dubloons badly enough.

*Sharks of course refers to the man-eating beasts trying to sell things to poor college students on the streets between here and there.
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Daiichi's avatar
Some of that is understandable and I like the Mario reference! Seems like you're having trouble with money? but anywho, I like the pirate chatter, I oughtta recommend that book to a friend of mine and see if they've gotten it already..best of luck with those dubloons, whatsoever they truly are.